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Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ”I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a … Läs mer

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.   ” – Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.  ” – Do not let them intimidate you. Wear … Läs mer

1:a lektionen En man går in i duschen samtidigt som hans hustru kommer ut därifrån. I samma stund ringer det på dörren och hustrun går och öppnar iklädd endast en handduk. I dörren står grannen. Han erbjuder henne 10 000 kronor om hon låter handduken falla till golvet… Utan att tveka släpper hon handduken till … Läs mer

Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway. ”Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old, ”You always feel like you have to pee.. And most of the time nothing happens.” ”Ah, that’s nothing,” said  the  70-year-old. ”When you’re  70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you … Läs mer

En konstutställning i Kiruna invigdes av vår kulturminister. Hon fattade tycke för en tavla med fyra nakna svarta män varav en av dem hade vit snopp. Hon frågade konstnären, en gammal finne:  – Varför har en av negrerna vit snopp? Han svarade på bruten finlandssvenska:  – Di ä int nekrer. Di ä kruvarpetare och en … Läs mer

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3″ black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his … Läs mer

01. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 02. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 03. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 04. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 05. You hear your favorite song … Läs mer