Little Johnny rules :)

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, ”When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, ”I think its your hands.” ”Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, ”Because when you … Läs mer

This is a riot!!

An Englishman is having breakfast in  Paris one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: ’You English folk eat the whole bread??’ Englishman (in a bad mood): ’Of course.’ Frenchman: (after blowing a huge … Läs mer

The Theory of Intelligence

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this. (A great dialogue from the TV series CHEERS…) ’Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and … Läs mer

En av mina bästa historier

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if the pass a trail. The first step of the trail was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate … Läs mer